Office of Narrative Compliance
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Recruit,
The cosmic overlord gets peckish when stressed, and paperwork makes everyone hungry. To survive the audit, you’ll need the correct details from Vren’s self-preservation report.
Don’t guess. Don’t improvise. Dragons can smell uncertainty.
Enter the right answers, secure your exemption, and don’t look directly at the teeth.
— General Fluffington
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Form 27-B (“Application to Not Be Consumed by a Cosmic Dragon”)
Use this form to apply for temporary exemption from ingestion, combustion, or incidental nibbling by cosmic entities –specifically Timeline Guardian™ Vren (Draconis-04). Approval grants the applicant one (1) cycle of non-consumption during active investigations or narrative reconstruction. Renewals must be submitted before the next rumble in the ceiling.
⚠ Non-Participant Notice
You appear to have discovered an interactive mission file from the Hero 10: Timeline Restoration campaign. These forms are part of a story-driven ARG experience.
If you’re curious, start at the Hero 10 Mission Briefing Hub to learn how to play, or just enjoy the weird bureaucracy of the Defiant Multiverse.